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Welcome Boomers!

Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I’VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM ‘I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.’ ‘Just put yourself in my hands […]

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Man Rules

These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered “1 ” ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. ( FIRST & FOREMOST RULE) 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining […]

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The Spirit of God

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

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Teacher slaps student – Public Outrage Ensues

On the first day of 9th grade Algebra class our teacher began explaining the rules to us. You know – the usual stuff you might expect at an all boys Jesuit high school. ( I sometimes wonder if all boys schools even exist anymore… and what about Jesuits…. Are they still around anywhere? ) So […]

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Growing up in a Simpler Time

How did we ever live without Bottled water? and cell phones?

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A Test

Are you a Democrat – a Republican – or a Southerner ? ……….. ……. …….. ……… …….. …….. …….. …… Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a […]

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An Executive Decision

Business was terrible and not picking up any momentum. I had to fire somebody, and I narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, I decided I would fire the first one who used the water […]

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God Bless the USA

For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men: As free, and not using your liberty for a cloke of maliciousness, but as the servants of God. IN GOD WE STILL TRUST GOD BLESS THE USA “If My people who are called by […]

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Working at a Pickle Plant

I’ve never known any man like Yossel, nor anyone working in a Jewish pickle factory, but this occurrence came to me from a highly reliable source … Cheers For many years Yossel had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from […]

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