The wedding ceremony came to the point where the minister asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. The moment of utter silence was broken when a beautiful young woman carrying a child stood up. She starts walking slowly towards the minister. The congregation was aghast – you […]
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Take a little trip to Valley Forge in January. Hold a musket ball in yourfingers and imagine it piercing your flesh and breaking a bone or two.There won’t be a doctor or trainer to assist you until after the battle, So just wait your turn. Take your cleats and socks off to get a real experience.Then, take […]
Like many citizens, I’ve wondered and tried hard to understand why Trump has such a remarkable following. (It’s obvious why he probably should not!) Then a friend sent me this raccoon story. It makes no difference about your political leanings, this is just a good explanation of WHY… (or it’s as good as any I […]
Remember, if a dog was the teacher you would learn things like: When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure Ecstasy. Take naps. […]
A Senator was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What […]
‘Politics is not a bad profession If you succeed, there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself, you can always write a book.’ – Ronald Reagan
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office. “Is it true,” she wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?” “‘Yes, I’m afraid so,”‘ the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, “I’m wondering, then, just how serious […]
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally , the guys’ side of the story. We always hear the rules from our wives and girlfriends . Now here are the rules from the men’s side These are our rules!Please note.. these are all numbered ‘1 ‘ ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT […]