A teacher asked her class how many of them were Bernie Sanders fans. Not really knowing what a Bernie Sanders fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different…again. Little Johnny said, […]
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A lady wrote and sent the following letter to the Editor of her local newspaper. She should be asked to moderate the discussion on the question of Immigration How would the networks react? She is more rational than all the “talking heads” on network TV and probably more than half of our Congress. Her point: […]
The House version of the coronavirus stimulus bill – also know as Nancy’s Pork 21 – contains more than $100 million for an underground rail project in Silicon Valley for which planning has been going on for several years but hasn’t yet broken ground. Wait, What? How does this help lessen the sting of the […]
The year is 2222 and Charlie and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Charlie asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of […]
A Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day! Gotta love this Judge! You must read this…… A proper decision by the courts… for a change. A FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY In Florida , an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against […]
Since the cancel culture was so popular in 2020 – While we’re at it…… And these are just a few Ivy League schools Brown University: Brown’s founder, the Rev. James Manning, was a slave owner who accepted donations from many slave owners and traders, including the Brown family. The four Brown brothers, a wealthy family […]
When did we stop using common sense? When you go to your local voting location , are you asked to present your ID? When you register to vote, are you required to provide any identification?
During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level. He described a typical day this way: Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, marched up and down several rocky hills, […]
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges […]
Boudreaux and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, “Think I’m gonna divorce the wife – she ain’t spoke to me in over 2 months.” Boudreaux spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, “Better think it over………..women like that are hard […]