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HOW TO CALL THE POLICE

George Phillips, an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the […]

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A Letter to Dear Abby

  Dear Abby, My husband hasn’t worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies. I know he’s cheated on me many times with young girls who could be his granddaughters. I know this because he brags about this […]

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A Really Bad Day

Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you’ve been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it’s not so bad after all Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a […]

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Prayer

  Learning is not without its effect upon the soul; it either lends it wings to bear it up to God, or leaves behind it tiny sparks, which little by little consume the whole being. If you would ascertain all the good or ill you have derived from all those hours devoted to historians, poets, novelists, […]

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Raccoons

Interesting perspective…. Like many citizens, I’ve wondered and tried hard to understand why Trump has such a remarkable following. (It’s obvious why he probably should not!) Then a friend sent me this raccoon story. It makes no difference about your political leanings, this is just a good explanation of WHY… (or it’s as good as […]

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9 Months Later

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack’s mini-van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. ‘I realize […]

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Optimistic

Numerous university and hospital studies seem to arrive at the same conclusion –  happiness actually increases with age. As we age we tend to gain wisdom and a generally better perspective on life’s many twists and turns. Many develop a more realistic, lowering of expectations, and a tendency to be more easily content with what […]

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Advanced Classes for Men

ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Friday, February   21st 2020     NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays–Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday […]

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How to Lose Weight – for a price

 I thought I’d been around long enough to have heard it all!   Until yesterday afternoon.   Driving along enjoying the snow covered Winter countryside, I heard the most incredible radio spot.     Weight reduction surgery  for “only $12,500”. My first car cost less than that – and it is still running – somewhere! If […]

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Spreading a Little Love

  Alms given in secret; that is the charity which brings a blessing. What sweet enjoyment to be able to shed a little happiness around us! What an easy and agreeable task is that of trying to render others happy. Father! if I try to please and imitate Thee thus, wilt Thou indeed bless me? […]

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