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Welcome Boomers!

My New Truck

I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck It’ll run on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. Had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn’t get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated. ‘Nelson’, the technician said to the radio. The radio replied, ‘Ricky or […]

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3 Ducks

Three little ducks go into a bar…… “Say, what’s your name?” the bartender asked the first duck. “Huey,” was the reply. “How’s your day been, Huey?” “Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?” said Huey “Oh. That’s nice,” said the bartender. He […]

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Little Johnny

A teacher asked her class of 3rd graders how many of them were Kamala Harris fans. Not really knowing what a Kamala Harris fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different…again. […]

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Teach me

Thy word have I hid in mine heart, that I might not sin against thee. Blessed art thou, O Lord: teach me thy statutes

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When a Man Loves a Woman

Bookseller conducting a market survey asks a woman, “Which book has helped you most in your life?” The woman replied, “My husband’s cheque book.” A prospective husband in a book shop asked, “Do you have a book called ‘Husband – Master of the House’?” The sales assistant replied, “Sir, fiction and comics are on the […]

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Boomers

I’m almost 68. Except for a semester in college when jobs were scarce and a six-month period when I was between jobs, but job-hunting every day, I’ve worked hard, since I was 17. Despite some health challenges, I still put in 50-hour weeks, and haven’t called in sick in several years. I make a decent […]

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How to spot a stroke

Blood Clots/Stroke – They Now Have a Fourth Indicator, the Tongue: During a BBQ, a woman stumbled and took a little fall – she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) …she said she had just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. They got her cleaned up and […]

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Learning to Ride a Bike

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EATING IN THE FIFTIES

Pasta had not been invented. It was macaroni or spaghetti. Curry was a surname. Taco? Never saw one till I was 14. All chips were plain. Oil was for lubricating, fat was for cooking. Tea was made in a teapot using tea leaves and never green. Cubed sugar was regarded as posh. Chickens didn’t have […]

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Help

I will lift up mine eyes unto the hills, from whence cometh my help. My help cometh from the Lord, which made heaven and earth.

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