Month: October 2018

Love Your Church

You’ll know yours is a Redneck Church If: The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the menbers knows how to play one. People ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to […]

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The Secret

Excellent Medical Advice I don’t understand why prescription medicine is allowed to advertise on TV or why anyone would think of trying one of them after listening to the laundry list of warnings of possible side effects. But this is definitely an exception! Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do […]

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What Happened to Our Money?

WHO TOOK OUR MONEY? — things you might not know …. Actually, Democrat President Kennedy and Sergeant Shriver were the first ones to misuse the Social Security account. They used Social Security funds to start the Peace Corps. Not the first or last time our money has been taken from American citizens and given to […]

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The Wedding

The wedding ceremony came to the point where the minister asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. The moment of utter silence was broken when a beautiful young woman carrying a child stood up. She starts walking slowly towards the minister. The congregation was aghast – you […]

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What’s Going on in this Great Land of ours?

This is the NFL opening ceremony for Super Bowl 39. No kneeling, no hiding in locker rooms and no trashing America. What has happened to our country? Did you get goosebumps watching this?

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The missing rubber

A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to […]

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A Beautiful Life

Stunning BBC commercial David Attenborough is a very clever man, but full credit to the cameramen who work for him…… Every night and day we sit and moan about the rubbish being passed off as commercials that we are forced to watch by our commercial networks. If only we could make commercials like this one there would […]

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The 80 year old Golfers

Two guys grow up together but after college one moves to Michigan, the other to Florida.  They agree to meet every ten years in Vero Beach and play golf. At age 30,  they finish their round of golf and go to lunch. “Where you wanna go?” “How about Hooters?” “Why?” “Well, you  know, they have beautiful girls, with the big racks, and the tight  shorts, […]

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How to use military time

A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. “Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering […]

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How to Politely Deal with Protesters

On a rainy afternoon, a group of protesters were gathered outside the grocery store handing out pamphlets on “The ‘evils’ of America.” I politely declined to take one. There was an elderly woman behind me and a young (20-ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined. The young protester gently put her hand on the old […]

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