The 80 year old Golfers

Two guys grow up together but after college one moves to Michigan, the other to Florida.  They agree to meet every ten years in Vero Beach and play golf.

At age 30,  they finish their round of golf and go to lunch. “Where you wanna go?”

“How about Hooters?”


“Well, you  know, they have beautiful girls, with the big racks, and the tight  shorts, and the legs …”

“Sounds good to me!”

Ten years later  at age 40 they play again.

“Where you  wanna go to lunch?”

“Lets try Hooters –  they have cold beer and the big screen TVs and  everybody has a little action on the games.”

Another decade goes by and, after another round at the Country Club, they once again try to decide on lunch….

“Where do you wanna go?”


“Why Hooters?”

“The food is  pretty good and there is usually  plenty of parking.”

So off to Hooters they go…

Ten years go by and now, at age 60 they play another round of golf and once again try to decide on lunch….

 “Where do you feel like eating?”

“Lets eat at Hooters.”

“What is it with you and Hooters?”

“Their wings are half price.

Another 10 years fly by and once again they find themselves trying to decide on where to eat lunch.

“Lets try Hooters – They have 6  handicapped spaces right by the door.”

Yet another decade passes and the old friends have now reached 80. After a much slower round on the links  they decide to enjoy a late lunch.
“Where do  you feel like eating?
“Lets try Hooters – we’ve never been there before!”

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