However you choose to Give Thanks today, Here’s hoping you will have a Happy Thanksgiving!
Maybe this is why porch swings are making a comeback! I am not considering all of you old but there is a lot of old stuff we should remember. It took three minutes for the TV to warm up? Nobody owned a purebred dog? When a quarter was a decent allowance? And made with real […]
The ZIPPER In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the […]
A mother-in-law arrives home from shopping one day to find her son-in-law, Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. “What’s going on Paddy?” she asks anxiously. “I’ll tell you what’s going on! I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get […]
The Churches in Blenheim were suffering from a plague of possums, and were struggling to stop them peeing in the doorways and disturbing early morning and late night services by sliding up and down the roofs. The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their possums. After much prayer and consideration, […]
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race an it won !! The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the next race, and it won that race too. The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered […]