Christmas Dinner with the Whole Family This is an article submitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinners. It won first prize. As a joke, my brother Jay used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was […]
A man went to the Harbourview Medical Center in Vancouver to have his wedding ring cut off of his penis. According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient’s girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket. She didn’t know he was married and she was so mad, she used Vaseline to slip the ring […]
Can you feel the excitement building around your house? Are the children you cherish getting more excited for Christmas with each passing day? Hope you are enjoying the Christmas programs at school or around town. Do you feel some extra love and peace during these last few days before Christmas?
The Arctic Ocean is warming up, icebergs are growing scarcer and in some places the seals are finding the water too hot according to a report to the Commerce Department yesterday from Consulate at Bergen Norway. Reports from fishermen, seal hunters and explorers all point to a radical change in climate conditions and hitherto unheard-of […]
Blessed are those that can give without remembering and take without forgetting. One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist was pleased and left […]