A man went to the Harbourview Medical Center in Vancouver to have
his wedding ring cut off of his penis.
According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient’s girlfriend
found the ring in his pants pocket.
She didn’t know he was married and she was so mad, she used Vaseline
to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don’t know what’s worse :
1. Having your girlfriend find out you’re married.
2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis….OR…
3. Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
…….Tough call. You decide.