Do You Love Golf?

 

 

 

 

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft.. Today, its called golf

 

The only sure rule in golf is – he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.
~ Mickey Mantle

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you’re not good at them.~ Kevin Costner

  1. I don’t fear death, but I sure don’t like those three-footers for par.
    ~ Chi Chi Rodriguez

    After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
    ~ Chi Chi Rodriguez

 

  1. The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.  Brian Weis

    Swing hard in case you hit it.
    ~ Dan Marino



    Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
    ~ Jack Benny

 

  1. The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf. It’s almost a law.
    ~ H. G. Wells

 

  1. I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.
    ~ Billy Graham

 

  1. If you watch a game, it’s fun.   If you play at it, it’s recreation.  If you work at it, it’s golf.
    ~ Bob Hope

 

  1. While playing golf today, I hit two good balls.  I stepped on a rake.
    ~ Henny Youngman

    18. If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
    ~ Jack Lemmon

    19. You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives.  Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
    ~ Lee Trevino

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