Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft.. Today, its called golf
The only sure rule in golf is – he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.
~ Mickey Mantle
Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you’re not good at them.~ Kevin Costner
- I don’t fear death, but I sure don’t like those three-footers for par.
~ Chi Chi Rodriguez
After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
~ Chi Chi Rodriguez
- The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree. Brian Weis
Swing hard in case you hit it.
~ Dan Marino
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
~ Jack Benny
- The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf. It’s almost a law.
~ H. G. Wells
- I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.
~ Billy Graham
- If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
~ Bob Hope
- While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
~ Henny Youngman
18. If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
~ Jack Lemmon
19. You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
~ Lee Trevino