Is a Nursing Home in your Future?

With the average cost for a  nursing home care costing $188.00 per day, 
there is a  better way when we get old and too feeble.  

I’ve  already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn.  For a  combined 
long term stay discount and senior discount,  it’s $59.23 per night.
Breakfast is included, and some have  happy hours in the  afternoon.
That leaves $128.77 a day for lunch and dinner in any restaurant we want, or 
room service,  laundry, gratuities and special TV  movies.
Plus, they provide a spa, swimming  pool, workout room, lounge and washer-dryer, etc.
Most have free toothpaste and razors,  and all have free shampoo and soap.
$5  worth of tips a day you’ll have the entire staff scrambling to  help you.
They treat you like a customer, not a  patient.
There’s a city bus stop out front, and  seniors ride free.
The handicap bus will also pick you up (if you fake a decent limp).
To  meet other nice people, call a church bus on  Sundays.
For  a change of scenery, take the airport shuttle bus and eat at 
one of the nice restaurants there.
While you’re at the airport, fly  somewhere. Otherwise, the cash keeps building up.

It takes months to get into decent  nursing homes. Holiday Inn will take your reservation  today.
And you’re not stuck in one place  forever — you can move from Inn to Inn, or even from city to  city. 

Want to see Hawaii ? They have Holiday  Inn there too.
TV broken? Light bulbs need changing?  Need a mattress replaced? No problem . . .
they fix everything,  and apologize for the inconvenience.
The   Inn has a night security person and daily room service. The  maid checks to see if you are ok.  If not, they’ll call an  ambulance . . . or the undertaker.  
 
If you fall and break a hip, Medicare  will pay for the hip, and Holiday Inn will 
upgrade you to a  suite for the rest of your life.
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