Sending Your Child to Catholic School

Until a child tells you what  they are thinking, we can’t even  begin to imagine how  their mind is working….
Little Zachary was doing very  badly in math.
His parents had tried  everything…tutors, mentors,
flash cards, special  learning centers.
In short, everything  they could think of to help his math.
 Finally, in a last ditch  effort, they took Zachary down and  enrolled him In the local  Catholic school. After the first day,  little Zachary came home with  a very serious look on his face. He  didn’t even kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went straight to  his room and started studying.
 Books and papers were  spread out all over the room and little  Zachary was hard at work.  His mother was amazed. She called him  down to dinner.
 To her shock, the minute he  was done, he marched back to his room  without a word, and in  no time, he was back hitting the  books as hard as before.
 This went on for some time,  day after day, while the mother tried  to understand what made all  the difference.
 Finally, little Zachary  brought home his report Card.. He  quietly laid it on the  table, went up to his room and hit the  books. With great trepidation, His Mom looked at it and to  her great surprise, Little Zachary  got an ‘A’ in math. She could no longer hold her curiosity..  She went to his room and said, ‘Son, what was it? Was it the  nuns?’ Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no..  ‘Well, then,’ she replied, Was it the  books, the discipline,  the structure, the uniforms? WHAT WAS IT?’
 Little Zachary looked at her  and said, ‘Well, on the first day of  school when I saw that guy  nailed to the plus sign, I knew they  weren’t fooling  around.’
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