_{Ray and Bob, two Government maintenance guys, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.} 

_{A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.}

_{“We’re supposed to find the height of the flagpole”, said Bob, “But we don’t have a ladder.”
The woman said, “Hand me that wrench out of your toolbox.”} 

_{She loosened a few bolts, then laid the pole down.}

_{She then took a tape measure from their toolbox, took a measurement and announced, “Eighteen feet, six inches” and walked away.} 

_{Ray shook his head and laughed. “Well, ain’t that just like a ‘Miss-know-it-all’ woman?” he said. “We need the height and she give us the length!”} 

_{Ray and Bob are still working for the Government.}