The New Preacher

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol . . Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke . . Dead!

Third worm in chocolate syrup . . Dead!

Fourth worm in good clean soil . .
Alive?!

So the Minister asked the congregation,
“So, my friends? What did you learn from this demonstration?”

Maxine, sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . .

“As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won’t have worms!”
That pretty much ended the service!

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