This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade.. So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable. A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her […]
Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. My wife just raved about her shrink, so I went to see her guy. “I’ve got problems”, I blurted out. “Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m […]
I was at the corner grocery store buying some early potatoes… I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily apprising a basket of freshly picked green peas. I paid for my potatoes but was also drawn to the display of fresh green peas. I am a pushover for creamed […]
When I was 13, I dreamed that some day I would have a girlfriend with a nice rack. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she […]
A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother told her father to find out about the young man. The father invited the fiancé to his study for a talk. “So, what are your plans?” the father asked the young man. “I am a biblical scholar,” he replied. “A […]
A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner, who wanted to reoccupy the home. But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house. When he said, he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because […]
1. My goal for 2019 is to lose 10 pounds. Only 15 to go. 2. Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. FINE, it was a pizza. I ATE A PIZZA! 3. How to prepare Tofu: a. Throw it in the trash […]
A young lady confidently walked around the room with a raised glass of water while leading a seminar and explaining stress management to her audience. Everyone knew she was going to ask the ultimate question, ‘Half empty or half full?’ She fooled them all. “How heavy is this glass of water?” she inquired with a […]
Do you worry about your parents living in the home they refuse to leave? Are you and your loved ones safe in your current house or apartment? Like so many parents, Anne and Thomas didn’t want to leave our childhood home. That big beautiful house had seen the joys and hardships of raising a family […]