An Aussie drover walks into a bar with
his pet crocodile by his side.
He puts the crocodile up on the bar.
He turns to the astonished patrons.
‘I’ll make you a deal. I’ll open this crocodile’s mouth
and place my manhood inside.
Then the croc will close his
mouth for one minute.
‘Then he’ll open his mouth
And I’ll remove my unit unscathed.
In return for witnessing this
each of you will buy me a drink.’
The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar,
dropped his trousers,
and placed his Johnson and related parts in the
crocodile’s open mouth.
The croc closed his mouth
as the crowd gasped.
After a minute,
the man grabbed a beer
bottle and smacked the
crocodile hard on the top of
The croc opened his mouth
and the man removed his genitals
unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered,
and the first of his free
drinks were delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer.
‘I’ll pay anyone $100 who’s willing to give it a try.’
A hush fell over the crowd.
After a while, a hand went up in the
back of the bar.
A Blonde woman timidly spoke up.
‘I’ll try it –
Just don’t hit me so hard with the beer bottle!’