God Bless Texas

A Frenchman, an Arab,
and a Texas girl are
in the same bar.

When the Frenchman
finishes his beer,
he throws his glass
in the air, pulls out
his pistol, and shoots
the glass to pieces…
He says,’In France
our glasses are so
cheap we don’t need
to drink with the same one twice.’

The Arab, obviously
impressed by this,
drinks non-alcohol beer
(cuz he’s a member if ISIS!),
throws it into the
air, pulls out his
AK-47, and shoots
the glass to pieces…
He says, ‘In the
Arab World we have
so much sand to make
glasses that we don’t
need to drink with
the same one twice either.’

The Texas girl,
cool as a cucumber,
picks up her beer,
downs it in one gulp,
throws the glass into
the air, whips out her
45, and shoots the
Frenchman and the Arab.

Catching her glass,
setting it on the bar,
and calling for a refill,
she says, ‘In Texas ,
we have so many illegal aliens
that we don’t have to drink
with the same ones twice.’

God Bless TEXAS

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