New Plan to Lower Government Expenses

Be sure to share this with all your relatives, so they will know what happened to you.

To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. Older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home. I started to cry when I thought of you. Then it dawned on me — oh, crap … I’ll see you on the bus.

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