Month: May 2019

Tell the Teacher we’re Surfin

Hey all you Baby Boomers – Check out this really old clip of the Beach Boys…. Groovy!

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The Helpful Air Force Pilot

During a commercial airline flight an experienced Air Force Pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible. The pilot pretended not to notice, and, upon disembarking, he gallantly offered his […]

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What Would You Do ?

A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, is that Jesus sitting over there?” The waitress nodded “yes”! So, the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him. The next patron to […]

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Hello Summer!

Keep an eye on your home while you’re at the beach – or anywhere. The Arlo Wireless Home Security System is easy to install – no wires needed!

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In Memory of Those Who Served This Great Land

Lest we forget those who gave their all…

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God Bless Texas

A Texas couple, both well into their 80’s, go to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asks, ‘What can I do for you?’ The man says, ‘Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?’ The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he […]

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Pop Quiz

As the Spring Semester was close to wrapping up a History professor sensed her students were getting restless. So she decided to let students out early if they can name some quote origins. The professor: “Who said ‘Four Score and Seven Years Ago’?” Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, “Abraham Lincoln.” “That’s right […]

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Till Death – or Infidelity – Do Us Part

The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law, Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. “What happened Paddy?” she asks anxiously. “What happened? I’ll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home… and […]

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This Beer’s For You!

Image by Republica from Pixabay “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” Benjamin Franklin “To some it is a six-pack. To me, its a Support Group. Salvation in a can.” Leo Durocher

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Never Lie to the Judge

Don and Frank met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Frank didn’t show up. Don didn’t think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Frank hadn’t shown up for a week or so, Don really got […]

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