There were two old Army buddies, one with a Doberman and the other with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to his friend, “Let’s go over to that restaurant and get something to eat.”
The guy with the Chihuahua says, “We can’t go in there. We’ve got dogs with us.” The buddy with the Doberman says, “Just follow my lead.”

So They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the Doberman puts on a pair of dark glasses and he starts to walk in. The Hostess at the door says, “I’m Sorry, Sir, no pets allowed.”The man with the Doberman Pinscher says, “You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye-dog.” The Hostess says, “A Doberman Pinscher?” He answers, “Yes, they’re using them now they’re very good and protect me from robbers, too.” The sympathetic Hostess at the door says, “Come on in.” The buddy with the Chihuahua figures, “What the heck,” so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in. Once again the Hostess says, “I’m Sorry, sir, no pets allowed.” The guy with the Chihuahua says, “You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog.” The kind Hostess smiles and says, “A Chihuahua?” The man with the Chihuahua says, “A Chihuahua?????? They gave me a dag-gummed Chihuahua?!”