She’s young and single… She lives right across the road and I can see her place from my kitchen window!

I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was more than a little surprised when she walked across the road, up my driveway and knocked on the door!

I opened the door, she looked at me and said:
“I just got home,
and I have this strong urge to go dancing and drinking,
and maybe fool around a little….
you know, have some fun.

Are you doing anything tonight?”

I quickly replied: “Nope, I’m free!”

“Great!” she said.
“Can you look after my dog?”

Sometimes being a senior citizen, really sucks!!