Two blonde twins were roofing a house. One was wearing a carpenters apron with pockets for nails. Most often, he would pull out a nail and then hammer it into the roof. But also, frequently he would pull out a nail, look at it, then throw it over his shoulder where it would go over […]
A union boss walks in from the factory to the bar next door and is about to order a beer when he sees a guy at the far end of the bar wearing a “Make America Great Again” cap with two beers sitting in front of him. The union boss doesn’t need to be an […]
His name was Ole. He was from Minnesota. And he needed a loan. So, he walked into a bank in New York City and asked for a loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Oslo for the All-Scandinavian Summer Festival for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that […]
Harry got on a bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a blonde. The lovely blonde seemed puzzled and kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many glances from her, Harry said, “It’s golf balls.” The curious blonde continued to look at […]
A father told each of his 3 sons when he sent them off to college, “I feel it’s my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a token, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when […]
Bookseller conducting a market survey asks a woman, “Which book has helped you most in your life?” The woman replied, “My husband’s cheque book.” A prospective husband in a book shop asked, “Do you have a book called ‘Husband – Master of the House’?” The sales assistant replied, “Sir, fiction and comics are on the […]
An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini , Italy , went to the local church for confession in 1960. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: “Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked […]
Long , long ago The king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather forecaster about the forecast for the next few hours. The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain. So the king and the queen went fishing. On the way he met a man with a fishing […]