Bookseller conducting a market survey asks a woman, “Which book has helped you most in your life?”

The woman replied, “My husband’s cheque book.”

A prospective husband in a book shop asked, “Do you have a book called ‘Husband – Master of the House’?”

The sales assistant replied, “Sir, fiction and comics are on the 2nd floor!”

An old man was asked,”Even after 70 years you still call your wife darling, honey, love. What’s the secret?

The old man replied, “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!”

Pharmacist to customer, “Sir, please understand that to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription; simply showing you marriage certificate and your wife’s photograph is not enough!”

A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink and the best woman ever. The next moment he received mineral water and Mother Teresa.

There are three kinds of men in this world.

Some remain single and make wonders happen.

Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.

The rest get married and wonder what happened!

Wives are magicians – they can change anything into an argument!

Why do women live a better, longer and more peaceful life compared to men?

A very intelligent student replied, “Women don’t have a wife!”

A lady asked her doctor, “My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep. What should I give him to cure this?”

The doctor replied,”Give him an opportunity to speak when he’s awake.”