How Harry Met His 1st Wife

Harry got on a bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a blonde.
The lovely blonde seemed puzzled and kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many glances from her, Harry said, “It’s golf balls.”

The curious blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said.

After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked,
“Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?”

They were married 6 months later!

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