I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck It’ll run on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. Had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn’t get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated. ‘Nelson’, the technician said to the radio. The radio replied, ‘Ricky or […]
It was a beautiful wedding ceremony. Right up until The minister asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. The moment of utter silence was broken when a beautiful young woman carrying a child stood up. She starts walking slowly towards the minister. The congregation was aghast – […]
YES, HE BIT 24 PEOPLE, BUT …. IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT OUR DOG: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT HIM. YES, HE BIT 6 PEOPLE WEARING OBAMA T-SHIRTS … 4 PEOPLE WEARING AOC T-SHIRTS … 2 CAR DRIVERS WITH BERNIE SANDERS BUMPER STICKERS … 9 TEENAGERS WITH PANTS […]
A couple of old guys were golfing when one mentioned that he was going to go see Dr. Steinberg for a new set of dentures the next morning. His elderly buddy remarked that he, too, had gone to the very same dentist two years before. “Is that so?” asked the first old guy. “Did he […]
Jennifer, a manager at a Big Department store, had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would […]
If you’re like many of us, you may wonder from time to time if your parenting tactics are working. If you want some ideas for helping your children to become successful – in their own terms – check out this video:
What I Learned in the Peace Corps in Africa: Trump Is Right By Karin McQuillan Three weeks after college, I flew to Senegal, West Africa, to run a community center in a rural town. Life was placid, with no danger, except to your health. That danger was considerable, because it was, in the words of the Peace Corps […]
Seems like every year a new report suggests that our Social Security system is heading for trouble … Maybe our elected officials could put their heads together and try to resolve this looming problem.