A husband walks into Victoria ‘s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for

his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in

price — the sheerer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the

sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model

it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks (she’s no dummy), ‘I have an idea. It’s so sheer

that it might as well be nothing. I won’t put it on, but I’ll do the

modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.’

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, ‘Good

Grief! You’d think for $500, they would at least iron it!’