A friend reports hearing a sweet elderly lady in the pew next to him saying a prayer.
This is so innocent and sincere that I just had to share it with you:
Dear Lord:
The last four or five years have been very tough.
You have taken my favorite actor – Paul Newman; my favorite actress – Elizabeth Taylor; my favorite singer – Andy Williams; my favorite author – Tom Clancy.
And now, my favorite comedians – Robin Williams and Joan Rivers.
I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are:
Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Maxine Waters, and the ‘squad’.
And I also have a special place in my heart for George Soros, Jessie Jackson, Al Sharpton and Kamala Harris.
I just can’t believe that my dad, my mom and my three brothers all voted a straight Democratic ticket this year.
What in the hell are they thinking these days? They never pulled that stuff when they were alive.