YES, HE BIT 24 PEOPLE, BUT ….
IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT OUR DOG: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT HIM.
YES, HE BIT 6 PEOPLE WEARING OBAMA T-SHIRTS …
4 PEOPLE WEARING AOC T-SHIRTS …
2 CAR DRIVERS WITH BERNIE SANDERS BUMPER STICKERS …
9 TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR ASS CRACKS …
2 FLAG BURNERS …
AND, A PAKISTANI TAXI DRIVER.
SO FOR THE LAST TIME,
THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!
AND NO, I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING, BUT HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE “BAD TASTE” OUT OF HIS MOUTH.