Month: September 2019

Bert’s New Shoes

Bert, at 85 years old, always wanted a pair of soft spike golf shoes like Freddie Couples, so, seeing some on sale after his round, he bought them. He was so delighted with his purchase, he decided to wear them home to show the misses. Walking proudly into the house, he sauntered into the kitchen […]

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Back in the old days, life used to be swell, but when’s the last time anything was swell? Swell has gone the way of beehives, pageboys and the D.A.; of spats, knickers, fedoras, poodle skirts, saddle shoes, and sock hops.

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Is Karma a Real Thing?

  Phil My Dear husband, I’m writing this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you. I’ve been a good wife to you for the last 20 years and feel I have nothing to show for it, and the last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you left your […]

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Summer into Autumn

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Hello to Autumn!

Hoping Your Autumn is filled with plenty of awesome colors and time to enjoy nature’s bounty!

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Balls

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We’ve heard colleagues referring to people with Guts, or with Balls. Do they, however, know the difference between them? Lest any confusion remain about the difference between guts and balls…. Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295. GUTS – […]

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Smelling the Roses

Washington, DC Metro Station on a cold January morning in 2007. The man with a violin played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time approximately 2 thousand people went through the station, most of them on their way to work. After 3 minutes a middle aged man noticed there was a musician […]

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The Weenie

Children raised in fatherless homes are far more likely than children raised in two parent homes to engage in criminal behavior and thus, have contact with police. Ergo when they father a child with a woman to whom they are not married – or at least living with – they are contributing to the problem […]

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The Shortest Books Ever Written

MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS By Tiger Woods ______________________________ ______________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan & Michelle Obama Illustrated by Michael Moore Foreword by George Soros ______________________________ __________ MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA By “The Rev Jesse Jackson” & “The Rev Al Sharpton” ______________________________ ________ THINGS I […]

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Legend has it

The President-elect won the election with less than 40% of the popular vote but had the majority of electoral votes. The Republican Party had put forth a candidate to win several crucial states that could swing the electoral college. The election was a bitter one with the Democratic Party fractured between two candidates. The incoming […]

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