I was in a Starbucks on a recent Saturday morning when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to let go of some gas. The place was packed, but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me. I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipad (with my ear-buds). How was your day?