Balls

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We’ve heard colleagues
referring to people with Guts, or with Balls. Do they, however, know the difference
between them?

Lest any confusion remain about the difference between guts and balls….

Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume
323; page 295.

GUTS – Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife
with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying
somewhere?”

BALLS – Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and
beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to
say: “You’re next, Chubby”

I trust this clears up any confusion.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome…. Both are fatal!

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