A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, is that Jesus sitting over there?” The waitress nodded “yes”! So, the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him. The next patron to […]
A Man named Harold, and a president named Barack. This pretty much summarizes how our 1st Muslim Obama and his corrupt la dog – Biden and most liberals viewed the US military: Harold was a bright child. He grew up in America. He went to school and had a bright future ahead of him. Harold […]
Go outside near some grass or dirt and take a piss! If ants congregate….diabetes If you wet your toes….prostate If when cold out the mist smells like a roast…. cholesterol If when shaking it your wrist hurts….arthritis If back in the house your penis is hanging out….. Alzheimers
God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question. My wife and I had words, but I didn’t get to use mine.
Once Upon a Time in CALIFORNIA The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a beautiful nature trail when suddenly a coyote jumped out and attacked the Governor’s dog – Schiffty, and then bit the Governor. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie “Bambi” and then realizes he should stop […]
Teacher Fails Entire Class !! A good reminder of what some people (Bernie and AOC) are pushing for. Teacher Fails Entire Class and explains why Socialism won’t work, and always fails. This teacher is a GENIUS! An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a […]
When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking…. I Gave Up Reading My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn’t Need Glasses…. He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.
Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man. Ben Franklin
You’re never too old to start a new project, dream a new dream or set another goal! Make 2020 your Best Year Ever. And finally, a happy thought from Anne Frank: “What a wonderful notion that we have yet to live some of the best days of our lives.”