Month: January 2020

Drinks with Jesus

A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked   the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, is that Jesus sitting over there?”  The waitress nodded “yes”!  So, the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.   The next patron to […]

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A Disgrace to America

A Man named Harold, and a president named Barack. This pretty much summarizes how our 1st Muslim  Obama and his corrupt la dog – Biden and most liberals viewed the US military: Harold was a bright child.  He grew up in America.  He went to school and had a bright future ahead of him.  Harold […]

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How’s Your Health?

  Go outside near some grass or dirt and take a piss! If ants congregate….diabetes If you wet your toes….prostate If when cold out the mist smells like a roast…. cholesterol If when shaking it your wrist hurts….arthritis If back in the house your penis is hanging out….. Alzheimers

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Arguing With My Wife

God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question. My wife and I had words, but I didn’t get to use mine. 

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Poor Wylie

Once Upon a Time in CALIFORNIA The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a beautiful nature trail when suddenly a coyote jumped out and attacked the Governor’s dog – Schiffty,  and then bit the Governor. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie “Bambi” and then realizes he should stop […]

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The Day Bernie Skipped Class

Teacher Fails Entire Class !!   A good reminder of what some people (Bernie and AOC)  are pushing for.     Teacher Fails Entire Class and explains why Socialism won’t work, and always fails. This teacher is a GENIUS! An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a […]

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Benefits of Drinking

When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking…. I Gave Up Reading My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn’t Need Glasses…. He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.

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The Perfect Sandwich

Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man. Ben Franklin  

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Happy New Year!

  You’re never too old to start a new project, dream a new dream or set another goal! Make 2020 your Best Year Ever. And finally, a happy thought from Anne Frank: “What a wonderful notion that we have yet to live some of the best days of our lives.”

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