Day: February 7, 2020

My New Pet

A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, “Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot.?” The parrot says, “I was born this way. I’m a defective parrot.” “Holy crap,” the guy replies. “You actually […]

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