Day: March 4, 2020

The Joys of Aging

An elderly Floridian called 911 on his cell phone to report that his car has been broken into. He is hysterical as he explains his situation to the dispatcher  “They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!” he cried. The dispatcher said, “Stay calm… An officer is on the […]

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