I Dream of Jeannie!

 

 

I met a magical fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish.
“I wish to live forever,” I said.
“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant that particular wish.”
“Fine,”
I said, “then I want to die the day after Congress is filled
with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in
the people’s best interests!”
“You crafty bastard,” replied the fairy.

 

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