A FEW DAYS AGO MY LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD GRANDSON WAS SITTING ON THE TOILET.. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT’S TAKING SO LONG. MY GRANDSON WAS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK.. BUT ABOUT EVERY 10 SECONDS OR SO HE PUTS THE […]
A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong E-mail address: A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years before. Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel […]
When I turned 67 I decided to retire and start collecting Social Security. When I arrived at the nearest Social Security Office I decided to endure the inevitable hours long wait. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had […]
How can such beautiful trees exist in the midst of all the BS coming out of that historic building?
The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters. He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name’s sake.