The Joys of Being a GrandParent

A FEW DAYS AGO MY LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD GRANDSON WAS SITTING ON THE TOILET.. HIS MOTHER
THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT’S TAKING SO LONG.
MY GRANDSON WAS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK.. BUT ABOUT
EVERY 10 SECONDS OR SO HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO TO THE TOILET
SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HITS HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS
RIGHT HAND.

HIS MOTHER SAYS: “BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU’VE BEEN IN HERE FOR
A WHILE..

BILLY SAYS: “I’M FINE, MOMMY.. I JUST HAVEN’T GONE ‘POOPIE’ YET.”
MOTHER SAYS: “OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES. BUT, BILLY,
WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?”
BILLY SAYS: “WELL MOMMY, IT WORKS FOR KETCHUP.”

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