Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi’s home district includes San Francisco. ?? StarKist Tuna’s headquarters are in San Francisco, Pelosi’s home district. StarKist is owned by Del Monte Foods and is a major contributor to Pelosi. StarKist is the major employer in American Samoa employing 75% of the Samoan work force. Paul Pelosi, Nancy’s husband, […]
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of […]
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race an it won !! The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the next race, and it won that race too. The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered […]
Churches in Blenheim, Australia were suffering from a plague of possums, and were struggling to stop them peeing in the doorways and disturbing early morning and late night services by sliding up and down the roofs. The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their possums. After much prayer and consideration, […]
Free people are not equal. Equal people are not free. (Think this one over and it definitely makes sense!) “A gun is like a parachute. If you need one and don’t have one, you’ll probably never need one again.” The definition of the word Conundrum is: something that is puzzling or confusing. Here are six […]
Do you ever forget why you walked into the room? Or get a mile away from home and can’t recall where you set out to in the first place?
BILLY GRAHAM’S SON IS TELLING THE SAD TRUTH. NEVER SAID BETTER Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Franklin Graham was speaking at the First Baptist Church in Jacksonville, Florida, when he said America will not come back. He wrote: “The […]
Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan , was being interviewed by a liberal journalist who also happens to be an animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, “What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? […]