I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, “Nothing.” She then said, “That’s what you did yesterday!” I replied, […]
On September 22, 2020, the day and night will be almost equal in most locations. Here are 10 facts about the first day of astronomical fall (autumn) in the Northern Hemisphere. College Football – that great Saturday afternoon tradition is off to a shaky start this year. 40 players and staff at the University of […]
The year is 2024 and the United States has just elected the first woman as President of the United States, and she is from Oklahoma! A few days after the election, the president-elect calls her father back in Oklahoma and asks, “So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?” “I don’t think […]
A lady wrote and sent the following letter to the Editor of her local newspaper. She should be asked to moderate the discussion on the question of Immigration How would the networks react? She is more rational than all the “talking heads” on network TV and probably more than half of our Congress. Her point: […]
“Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble the football”…..- John Heisman “I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter, I want him to quit in practice, not in a game.” Bear Bryant / Alabama “It isn’t necessary to see a good tackle, you can […]