The Big Shot Lawyer

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the flight crew’s refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in an arrogant manner that he was a lawyer and threatened what actions he would take if she let them thaw out.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, “Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?”

Not a hand went up…… she took them home and ate them.

There are two lessons to be learned here:

1. Most lawyers aren’t as smart as they think they are.

2. Blondes aren’t as dumb as many think.