New Years Resolutions

An Angel visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking
and unmarried sex if she wants to get into Heaven. The woman said she
would try her best.

The Angel visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on.

“Not bad” said the woman, “I’ve given up smoking and
drinking but when I bent over to look in the freezer, my boyfriend caught
sight of my long slender legs in high heels and he pulled up my skirt and
made love to me right then and there.”

“They don’t like that in Heaven”, said the Angel…The woman replied: “They’re not crazy
about it in Costco either!”