Month: January 2021

Stress Management

A young lady confidently walked around the room with a raised glass of water while leading a seminar and explaining stress management to her audience. Everyone knew she was going to ask the ultimate question, ‘Half empty or half full?’ She fooled them all. “How heavy is this glass of water?” she inquired with a […]

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Sick Day

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Heart Tips from a Heart Doctor

from the MAYO Clinic – Drinking Water A cardiologist determined that heart attacks can be triggered by dehydration. Good Thing To Know. From The Mayo Clinic. How many folks do you know who say they don’t want to drink anything before going to bed because they’ll have to get up during the night? Heart Attack […]

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One Wish

A Wish to Live Forever I met a magical fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish. “I wish to live forever,” I said. “Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant that particular wish.” “Fine,” I said, “then I want to die the day after Congress is filled with honest, hard-working, […]

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Tip for Frequent Fliers

During a commercial airline flight an experienced Air Force Pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible. The pilot pretended not to notice, and, upon disembarking, he gallantly offered his […]

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Nancy’s Revenge

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. — John Adams Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. — Mark Twain

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Hell Hath No Fury

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, “You’re an alphabet wife … A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.” She asks .. “What the hell does that mean?” He said,”Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, […]

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Ethics

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini , Italy , went to the local church for confession in 1960. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: “Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked […]

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Semper Fi

AN ACTUAL CRAIG’S LIST PERSONALS AD To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2017-01-17, 1:43 am. E.S.T. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. […]

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Drinks with Jesus

A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, is that Jesus sitting over there?” The waitress nodded “yes”! So, the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him. The next patron to […]

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