A British woman was walking her dog across the London Bridge when it broke free from its lead and jumped into the Thames River……..
A German tourist saw the poor little pet; promptly jumped in the freezing water and saved the precious little dog.
Upon getting back on the bridge, he checked out the cold and scared puppy and told the frightened woman: “Ze dog is ok. He vill be fine.”
Amazed by his selfless heroic act, she asked,
“Are you a vet?”
“Vet? Heck yeah – I’m fuken soaked!”