Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?”

The Princess immediately said, “No!”

And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and dated cheerleaders and thin long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished and raced cars, and went to titty bars and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan, and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends family thought he was friggin’ cool as hell, and he had tons of money in the bank, and he left the toilet seat up.