During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level. He described a typical day this way:
Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand and took four leaks behind big trees.
Inspired by the story, the doctor said,You must be one hell of an outdoors-man!
Not really Doc, he replied, I’m just a shitty golfer.
Where’s your favorite Golf Course ? Are you ready to travel again and enjoy a golf vacation?