The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born:

Statistics just released from Stats Canada and The United Nations Board of Health Teams revealed that:

North American men between 60 and 80 years of age, will on average, have sex two to three times per week.

Whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year…. if they are lucky.

This has been very upsetting news to most guys at my golf club, as none of them had any idea they were Japanese.

The only sure way to get a par is to leave a 4 foot birdie putt 2 inches from the hole.