Little Johnny

Joe’s Caregiver

A teacher asked her class of 3rd graders how many of them were Kamala Harris fans.

Not really knowing what a Kamala Harris fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different…again.

Little Johnny said, ‘Because I’m not a Kamala Harris fan.’

The teacher asked, ‘Why aren’t you a Kamala Harris fan?’

Johnny said, ‘Because I’m a Conservative.’

The teacher asked him why he’s a Conservative.

Little Johnny answered, ‘Well, my Mom’s a Conservative and my Dad’s a Conservative, so I guess I’m a Conservative.’

Clearly annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, ‘If your Mom was a Moron and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?’

Little Johnny replied, ‘Well, I guess that would make me a Kamala Harris fan.’