* Golf balls are like eggs – they’re white, they’re sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more. * The pro-shop gets its name from the fact that you must have the income of a professional golfer to buy anything in there. * It’s amazing how a golfer who never […]
My wife and I went to the Royal Agricultural Show and one of the exhibits we stopped at was the breeder bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said….. ‘ THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR ‘ My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs …. […]
Are you a Democrat – a Republican – or a Southerner ? ……….. ……. …….. ……… …….. …….. …….. …… Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a […]
He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name’s sake. Psalm 23
The Angel An Angel visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and unmarried sex if she wants to get into Heaven. The woman said she would try her best. The Angel visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on. “Not bad” said the woman, “I’ve […]