When Will I Learn?

My wife and I went to the Royal Agricultural Show and one of the exhibits we stopped at was the breeder bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said…..

‘ THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR ‘

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs …. smiled and said, ‘He mated 50 times last year, that’s almost once a week.’

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

”THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR’

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, ‘WOW ~~ that’s almost 3 times a week! ………You could learn a lot from him.’

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,

‘THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR’

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, ‘That’s once a day .. you could REALLY learn something from this one!’

I looked at her and said,
‘Go ask him if it was with the same cow…’

My condition has been upgraded to stable and I pray that eventually I’ll make a full recovery.