Author: allforbabyboomers_i2m1l2

My New Pet

A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, “Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot.?” The parrot says, “I was born this way. I’m a defective parrot.” “Holy crap,” the guy replies. “You actually […]

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Seeking a 2nd Opinion

Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him, “I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.” The shrink said, “Just put yourself […]

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How Much Did Nancy’s Quest for Revenge Cost?

A Wyoming rancher’s summary of the Mueller report and Democrats’ hapless ongoing efforts in one sentence: “While we recognize that the subject did not actually steal any horses, he is obviously guilty of trying to resist being hanged for it.” How much did the Impeachment proceedings cost the American TaxPayers? Do you ever wish we […]

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Some Common Sense

Andy Rooney was one in a million. At the end of ’60 Minutes’ he usually had his own 10-minute segment that, unbelievably, was never censored by CBS. He’s probably the only one who could have gotten away with this. May he rest in peace. Andy Rooney once said . . . “I don’t think being […]

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God Bless This Great Land

  My grandfather watched as his friends died in WWI . My Father watched as his friends died in WWII and  Korea   ….                    I watched as my friends fought and died in  Vietnam  …   I watched as our friends and children fought and died in Desert Storm..    I watched and waited while our […]

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Drinks with Jesus

A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked   the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, is that Jesus sitting over there?”  The waitress nodded “yes”!  So, the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.   The next patron to […]

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A Disgrace to America

A Man named Harold, and a president named Barack. This pretty much summarizes how our 1st Muslim  Obama and his corrupt la dog – Biden and most liberals viewed the US military: Harold was a bright child.  He grew up in America.  He went to school and had a bright future ahead of him.  Harold […]

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How’s Your Health?

  Go outside near some grass or dirt and take a piss! If ants congregate….diabetes If you wet your toes….prostate If when cold out the mist smells like a roast…. cholesterol If when shaking it your wrist hurts….arthritis If back in the house your penis is hanging out….. Alzheimers

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Arguing With My Wife

God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question. My wife and I had words, but I didn’t get to use mine. 

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Poor Wylie

Once Upon a Time in CALIFORNIA The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a beautiful nature trail when suddenly a coyote jumped out and attacked the Governor’s dog – Schiffty,  and then bit the Governor. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie “Bambi” and then realizes he should stop […]

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