When I was young, I decided I wanted to be a doctor so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School. One of the questions asked us to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect. Those who answered SPINE are doctors […]
The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters. He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name’s sake.
Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that it…don’t waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live […]
Numerous university and hospital studies seem to arrive at the same conclusion – happiness actually increases with age. As we age we tend to gain wisdom and a generally better perspective on life’s many twists and turns. Many develop a more realistic, lowering of expectations, and a tendency to be more easily content with what […]
I thought I’d been around long enough to have heard it all! Until yesterday afternoon. Driving along enjoying the snow covered Winter countryside, I heard the most incredible radio spot. Weight reduction surgery for “only $12,500”. My first car cost less than that – and it is still running – somewhere! If […]
This is from the MAYO Clinic – Drinking Water A cardiologist determined that heart attacks can be triggered by dehydration. Good Thing To Know. From The Mayo Clinic. How many folks do you know who say they don’t want to drink anything before going to bed because they’l have to get up during the night? […]
Go outside near some grass or dirt and take a piss! If ants congregate….diabetes If you wet your toes….prostate If when cold out the mist smells like a roast…. cholesterol If when shaking it your wrist hurts….arthritis If back in the house your penis is hanging out….. Alzheimers