Category: Humor

Thank Heaven for Dogs

Remember, if a dog was the teacher you would learn things like:   When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.   Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.   Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure Ecstasy.   Take naps.   […]

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The Senator and the 4th Grader

A Senator was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk?   Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”   The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the  total stranger, “What […]

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Ex Presidents Book Club

  ‘Politics is not a bad profession If you succeed, there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself, you can always write a book.’ – Ronald Reagan  

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GETTING OLDER

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office. “Is it true,” she wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?” “‘Yes, I’m afraid so,”‘ the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, “I’m wondering, then, just how serious […]

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Do Dogs Go To Heaven?

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Men’s Rules

At    last a guy has taken the time to write this all down.    Finally ,  the guys’ side of the story. We always hear   the rules  from our wives and girlfriends .   Now here are the rules from the men’s side These are our rules!Please note.. these are all numbered ‘1 ‘ ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT […]

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Japanese Doctor Shares Tips for a Longer Life

Q: Doctor,  I’ve heard that  cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.  Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that it…don’t waste on exercise.  Everything wear out eventually.  Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster.  Want to live […]

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I Dream of Jeannie!

    I met a magical fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish. “I wish to live forever,” I said. “Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant that particular wish.” “Fine,” I said, “then I want to die the day after Congress is filled with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and […]

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The Joys of Aging

An elderly Floridian called 911 on his cell phone to report that his car has been broken into. He is hysterical as he explains his situation to the dispatcher  “They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!” he cried. The dispatcher said, “Stay calm… An officer is on the […]

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Two Years Abroad

David to be returned to Italy A bit of cultural news  for a welcome  change. After a two  year loan to the   United  States , Michelangelo’s David is being returned to Italy.             When I was young, I decided I wanted to be a doctor so I took the entrance exam to […]

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