Category: Humor

About Heaven

On their way to the church to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. Being good Catholics the young couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they possibly get married in Heaven? […]

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The Perfect Treat

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My New Truck

I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck It’ll run on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. Had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn’t get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated. ‘Nelson’, the technician said to the radio. The radio replied, ‘Ricky or […]

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3 Ducks

Three little ducks go into a bar…… “Say, what’s your name?” the bartender asked the first duck. “Huey,” was the reply. “How’s your day been, Huey?” “Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?” said Huey “Oh. That’s nice,” said the bartender. He […]

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Little Johnny

A teacher asked her class of 3rd graders how many of them were Kamala Harris fans. Not really knowing what a Kamala Harris fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different…again. […]

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When a Man Loves a Woman

Bookseller conducting a market survey asks a woman, “Which book has helped you most in your life?” The woman replied, “My husband’s cheque book.” A prospective husband in a book shop asked, “Do you have a book called ‘Husband – Master of the House’?” The sales assistant replied, “Sir, fiction and comics are on the […]

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Learning to Ride a Bike

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EATING IN THE FIFTIES

Pasta had not been invented. It was macaroni or spaghetti. Curry was a surname. Taco? Never saw one till I was 14. All chips were plain. Oil was for lubricating, fat was for cooking. Tea was made in a teapot using tea leaves and never green. Cubed sugar was regarded as posh. Chickens didn’t have […]

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Don’t Mess with Sweet Little old Ladies

The sweet little old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said “I would like to withdraw $10”. The teller told her “for withdrawals less than $100, please use the ATM.” The old lady wanted to know why… The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her “these are the rules, please […]

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Early Tax Refunds

Sometime soon, taxpayers with children under 18 may receive another ‘Economic Stimulus / Early tax credit’ payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I’ll explain it by using a Q & A format: Q. What is an ‘Economic Stimulus’ payment ? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. […]

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