I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. — Winston Churchill There is no distinctly Native American criminal class, save Congress. — Mark Twain
Just heard that there is voters’ rights legislation making its way through Congress….
Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of the U.S. National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, told Joe Biden, ” This morning, three Brazilian people died from Covid-19. ” Biden’s face went egg-shell white with shock. The blood drained from his face, and to everyone’s amazement he collapsed on the floor. Minutes passed and, to everyone’s relief, […]
In Florida , an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days.. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days. The case was brought before a judge. After […]
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the flight crew’s refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, […]
My wife and I went through the McDonald’s drive-thru window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c. She said, ‘you gave me too much money.’ I said, ‘Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar back.’ She sighed and […]
A Frenchman, an Arab, and a Texas girl are in the same bar. When the Frenchman finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces… He says,’In France our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink with the same one twice.’ The […]
An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini , Italy , went to the local church for confession in 1960. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: “Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked […]