Category: Humor

A Sad Sad Tale

An article ( 10-2017) from the New York Post: I do not understand how living in a country with its democracy established over 200 years ago, and now, for the first time in history, suddenly we have one of our former presidents set up a group called “Organizing for Action” (OFA). OFA is 30,000+ strong […]

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Lessons from my Mentor

1. Money cannot buy happiness – but it’s far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle 2. Forgive your enemy – but remember the asshole’s name. 3. If you help someone when they’re in trouble – they will remember you when they’re in trouble again. 4. Alcohol does not solve any […]

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A Golfer’s Tale

A few old friends were enjoying a round of golf when one mentioned that he was going to go see Dr. Steinberg for a new set of dentures the next morning. His elderly buddy remarked that he, too, had gone to the very same dentist two years before. “Is that so?” asked the first old […]

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A Touching Story of Kindness

A British woman was walking her dog across the London Bridge when it broke free from its lead and jumped into the Thames River…….. A German tourist saw the poor little pet; promptly jumped in the freezing water and saved the precious little dog. Upon getting back on the bridge, he checked out the cold […]

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Fun, Fun, Fun in San Diego

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, “Are you going to San Diego?” “Sure,” answered the blonde, “do you need a lift?” “Not for me. I’ll be spending the […]

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Our Eloquent Speaker of the House

“You don’t need God anymore; you have us Democrats.” ~Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2006) And the most ridiculous gem of wisdom, from the “Mother Superior Moron”: “We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what’s in it..” ~Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2010 ) (As one Doctor said: “That is also the perfect definition of a […]

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The Snowman conundrum

It snowed last night… 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 – A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman. 8:15 – So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 – My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 – The […]

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The Formula for Success

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly ….. mathematical viewpoint… and it goes like this: What Makes 100% ? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about […]

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What’s Worse?

The warm December day was really quite beautiful, and an afternoon beer started me to thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, “Nothing.” She then said, “That’s what you did yesterday!” I replied, “I WASN’T DONE , SO I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF FINISHING RIGHT NOW.” The […]

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A Ski Trip to Remember

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack’s mini-van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. ‘I realize […]

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